THERE WAS THIS GUY HE WAS WALKING ALONGSIDE THE ROAD AND WELL IT LOOK LIKE HE NEEDED SOME HELP SO WE SLOWED DOWN THE CAR AND WE ASKED HIM HEY MAN DO YOU LIKE NEED SOME HELP HE SAID YEAH I NEED HELP I NEED HELP PUNCHIN YOU FAGGOTS IN THE MOUTH AND THEN HE HOISTED UP HIS HEAVY HICK BODY AND HE JUMPED INTO THE CAR AND HE WAS IN OUR CAR AND HE TRIED TO PUNCH US YEAH HE TRIED TO PUNCH US CAN YOU BELIEVE IT HE WAS THROWING HIS FISTS THROUGH THE AIR LANDING THEM EVERYWHERE ON EYES NOSE CHEEKS CHINS STOMACHS BUTTS HE TRIED TO PUNCH US YEAH AND WE LET HIM BECAUSE HE NEEDED LOVE HE NEEDED LOVE MORE THAN ANYTHING WE ENCAPSULATED HIM IN OUR LOVE WE MET HIS FISTS WITH UNDERSTANDING WRAPPED THEM IN A HUG AND THEN HE COULDN’T PUNCH SHIT
